Do you love the People’s Cube? Of course you do! You read it every morning before you hit the beet fields. You have a tattoo of the Love Cube on your shoulder, sang its melodies, and even passed around its articles to your girlfriend’s aunt’s father-in-law’s mother’s boyfriend’s son’s secret friend’s father-in-law twice removed.
Well, the Cube needs your love! Can you care to give some change? Leave a tip? Contribute all your heart into the Cube? Why not browse our shops for your loved ones or the ones you love to hate? We could send you a ration card for a simple contribution to the cause.
Red SquareThank you, comrade! Your post has brought unfamiliar liquid discharge to the hardened sclera of my eye.
Don't worry Comrade Square -
Discharging sclera is easily cured with Amoxicillin. (it's covered by ObamaCare, too)
*If so my services may be available.