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People's Volunteers needed ---- no life or social skills required ---- please write ads for free and post them below as text.
To create People's Cube Ads is an idea whose time has come. We've seen too many of them, all aimed at lining the pockets of greedy kapitalist Google masters.
We need to create ads that cost nothing and bring no profit. Volunteers needed NOW with no life or social skills to write ads for free and post them below as text.
Creative Directorate at the Propaganda Department shall take care of the rest.
To create People's Cube Ads is an idea whose time has come. We've seen too many of them, all aimed at lining the pockets of greedy kapitalist Google masters.
We need to create ads that cost nothing and bring no profit. Volunteers needed NOW with no life or social skills to write ads for free and post them below as text.
Creative Directorate at the Propaganda Department shall take care of the rest.
I didn't mean everybody should be making gif files - that's the job for unpaid volunteers at the propaganda department. Comrades of distinction like you may submit ideas as plain text. We have imagination.
Well, so long as someone else is doing the formatting, because I can barely peck on a keyboard (and what's this W thing that keeps showing up?)
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BEING TRANSPORTED?
Pre-issued Gulag Survival Kits. Includes shovel, boots, vodka flask. Must barter for own vodka.
NEA APPROVED ART SUPPLIES
Fresh excrement delivered straight to your door! Also large selection of Judeo-Christian relics and tokens.
Glorious!
Comrade Pinkie is hereby awarded a small "For The Common Good" medal.
Ah, many thanks, Great Leader! How 'bout another one?
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The last one was almost word for word a real one.
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The last one was almost word for word a real one.
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Pre- Packaged Opinions, because
there's just not enough time to think for yourself.
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EARN MONEY AND HELP THE ENVIRONMENT.
Make millions off a crappy slide show.then fly around the
world on a private Jet leaving a huge carbon footprint
and finally drown in you own hypocrisy.
HELP FEED THE HUNGRY.
Abort extra mouths before they are born.
Red Square
A variation on the above...
That one caused inspiration for mine, although not the same format, it is still worth mentioning:
Daily Kos
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Many thanks, Chairman Meow, but didn't you try once before to fix me up with Mulva?
Hmmmm, the Pup may have to look into his ad.... But you say Meow blew it with you? The Chairman? The price seems reasonable, much less than other services I have tried, even with the surcharges. One thing about the Chairman, at least you know all his reasonable charges will go to the Many Titted Empress. I have a Red Square Express Premium card just burning a hole in my pocket to use.
Nyet, Commissar Pupovich, I fear you misunderstand. I signed up for one of these services before and got matched up with Mulva. That reference to idiots living in their mother's basement made me think at once of Mulva.
I'll gladly give all I have to our MTE without seeing Mulva again.
I'll gladly give all I have to our MTE without seeing Mulva again.
I'm afraid Mulva is too good for you, Comrade Pinkie. You see, your prole sensibilities couldn't handle the international celebrity of Mulva or his parent's $400,000 Mini-Mansion. It just isn't you, Comrade Pinkie. I mean, he is such a celebrity he has the power - yes, the power - to turn down a man begging for a few dollars so that he, International Celebrity Mulva, can buy some hot Starbucks coffee and some tasty eats from Panera Bread. He is that *important*! Have you heard his music? It is absolutely visionary... NO!... it is divine, yes, it is art sent from the heavens above in the caring and compassionate arms of transgender angels. I must have soiled myself several times listening the harmonious screeching of Mulva and his band of noble progressives.
Once again, for the record.... he is too good for you.
Once again, for the record.... he is too good for you.
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Hope my komrades don't object to me posting these actual google ads. You will see how gloriously progressive they are. The first, for obvious reasons, and the second is a favourite with our progressive Islamic freedom fighting friends wherever they happen to be...
These are real!
Beez
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Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I'm afraid Mulva is too good for you, Comrade Pinkie.Chairman, I must confess my weakness yet again. Who is "Mulva?" Exhaustive research carried out at my own expense I might add, revealed 3 possibilities.... Mulva as the name of the Junior Mint gal from Seinfeld, a Mulva who headed a huge Big Oil company, and my most promising suspect, some Alva character at Nitwit Planet to which I found a link here.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I'm afraid Mulva is too good for you, Comrade Pinkie. You see, your prole sensibilities couldn't handle the international celebrity of Mulva or his parent's $400,000 Mini-Mansion. It just isn't you, Comrade Pinkie. I mean, he is such a celebrity he has the power - yes, the power - to turn down a man begging for a few dollars so that he, International Celebrity Mulva, can buy some hot Starbucks coffee and some tasty eats from Panera Bread. He is that *important*! Have you heard his music? It is absolutely visionary... NO!... it is divine, yes, it is art sent from the heavens above in the caring and compassionate arms of transgender angels. I must have soiled myself several times listening the harmonious screeching of Mulva and his band of noble progressives.Once again, for the record.... he is too good for you.
Ah, thank you for clearing that up for me, Chairman Meow. I always had the impression Mulva was interested in me only because I had HBO.
I should never have doubted you, esteemed Chairman! Here, take the rest of what I have for the Many Titted Empress--it's only a few kopecks I was saving to bribe the local commissar for a new shovel, but I think it's better spent on Her Excellency. I have faith that after she assumes power, she'll give me the new shovel, and Universal Free Vodka, too.
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Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, I must confess my weakness yet again. Who is "Mulva?" Exhaustive research carried out at my own expense I might add, revealed 3 possibilities.... Mulva as the name of the Junior Mint gal from Seinfeld, a Mulva who headed a huge Big Oil company, and my most promising suspect, some Alva character at Nitwit Planet to which I found a link here.Commissar Pupovich, Nitwit's the one you're looking for. Mulva's 15 minutes at the Cube actually elapsed long before I was transported here, but on another thread, Comrade Hillary posted the link below. The comments are the icing on the cake.
http://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/2006_1 ... chive.html
I notice if you go to Mulva's blog now, he insists on first approving any comments before posting them.
Honestly, some people just don't have a sense of humor. Or just plain sense, period.
Quote:
I notice if you go to Mulva's blog now, he insists on first approving any comments before posting them.Yeah...the Cube had the effect.
Notice all the goose eggs after we retaliated.
<sigh.....>
If we had ever know he'd just sulk and go back up to the attic of his parent's mini-mansion in Woodbridge and not blog, maybe the Party's harsh criticism wouldn't have been so harsh.
Laika the Space Dog
Quote:
I notice if you go to Mulva's blog now, he insists on first approving any comments before posting them.Yeah...the Cube had the effect.
Notice all the goose eggs after we retaliated.
<sigh.....>
If we had ever know he'd just sulk and go back up to the attic of his parent's mini-mansion in Woodbridge and not blog, maybe the Party's harsh criticism wouldn't have been so harsh.
Oleg,
A good tshirt idea inspired by Laika.
" Daily Kos
Democratic Underground....
GOT TINFOIL"
You could even put 9/11 truthers in there too
Pinkie
Commissar Pupovich, Nitwit's the one you're looking for. Mulva's 15 minutes at the Cube actually elapsed long before I was transported here, but on another thread, Comrade Hillary posted the link below. The comments are the icing on the cake.Yup, I read that, and he truly is a Nitwit. Still wonder, what was the thinking behind calling him Mulva? Or was that the name he used when he came here?
Commissar Pupovich
Yup, I read that, and he truly is a Nitwit. Still wonder, what was the thinking behind calling him Mulva? Or was that the name he used when he came here?I gathered that when addressing the man whose mother called him Alva, Chairman Meow, as always thinking of female body parts and what rhymes with them (though instead he claims the Seinfeld defense), slipped and called the guy Mulva. The name stuck as such names tend to do. Hell, I've been called everything from Stinkie to Twinkie to Tinkie-Winkie. Of course, the last thing people remember after doing that is the sight of my shovel slamming upside their head.
Ah, so the Chairman rightfully used the Seinfeld Defense! If the body part fits, you must acquit! Thanks for the explanation.... Comrade Twinkie....
As it happens, last night I was speaking to a most intelligent man who just came back from living in Berlin, where he was also investigating links to neo Nazi's and 9/11. He is convinced that they were linked to 9/11 as well. Seeing how in Europe, the date would be 11/9, and he did show me a lot of information about the significance that that date held for Hitler.
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Have no fear, the Democrat Party will cast your vote for you.
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Laika dubbed him Mulva, Comrades. I think a few of you - and I'm not saying any names here - need read up on your archives (Pinkie and Pupovich).
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I have been reading my archives Chairman, but they are most extensive.... much like your Hummel col.... er... your former Hummel collection.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Laika dubbed him Mulva, Comrades. I think a few of you - and I'm not saying any names here - need read up on your archives (Pinkie and Pupovich).Hm . . . I read the comments on that link, and could've sworn it was you, great Chairman. My humble apologies. I don't think the re-education center where I'm assigned is receiving enough public funding, hence my gaffe.
As for what happened at the Cube before I was transported here, well, naturally I had no idea what kind of information I was going to inherit, or what kind of information might be concealed from me, perhaps destroyed before I came here, or even smuggled out in the legs of someone's pants.
I do believe George W. Bush has lied to me AGAIN!
Eggselent point Pinkie! How were we to know what was allowable for us to see? What was a trap set for catching thought criminals? What was evidence waiting to be destroyed? It was not our fault!
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This is a real one... had to check what I would see when inspired by our party organ donor...
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Perhaps this video will steer your progressive thoughts away from thoughtcrimes and back to advertisements:
Flying Imam Class Action Lawsuit
Flying Imam Class Action Lawsuit
Hillary posted this on another thread and I know she'll be too busy to put it here as well...
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Look at those shelves on that bookcase sag. Just like mama Nancy's *COUGH* *HACK* *GAG* *COUGH*
...ahem... what was I talking about...?
...ahem... what was I talking about...?
Meows Discount Hummell Shop
Thousands of assorted figurines
in various states of repair.
www.chairmancried.com
Thousands of assorted figurines
in various states of repair.
www.chairmancried.com
Found this at Media Matters:
I know this doesn't fit the format for Cube Ads but I think it cries out to be a Cube Ad. I just can't decide on the rest of it. "click here for the New York Times editorials"? There is something that would make this gold, (or RED), but I can't put my finger on it.
I know this doesn't fit the format for Cube Ads but I think it cries out to be a Cube Ad. I just can't decide on the rest of it. "click here for the New York Times editorials"? There is something that would make this gold, (or RED), but I can't put my finger on it.
General Secretary
HELP FEED THE HUNGRY.
Abort extra mouths before they are born.
Comerade you forgot best part!
HELP FEED HUNGRY.
Sleep with Party Elite at their command, THEN abort extra mouths before they are born.
SIZZLIN' HOT ASIAN CHICKS
Educate your neighbors about
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is having on Chinese waterfowl!
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the harmful effects that Global Warming
is having on Chinese waterfowl!
Help Save the Planet Today!
Help us save the trees and the planet
by recycling your used paper currency
(only USD accepted) at your local
DNC sponsored currency recycling center.
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by recycling your used paper currency
(only USD accepted) at your local
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Red Square
Perhaps this video will steer your progressive thoughts away from thoughtcrimes and back to advertisements:Flying Imam Class Action Lawsuit
Mmmmm, I could tell him where he could fly....
Thank you all for being excellent Party Organ Donors, selflessly lending your brain to the Propaganda Department.
The Five-Year Plan of creating selfless ads has been completed ahead of schedule within less than a week! This calls for a few Party announcements:
PARTY ANNOUNCEMENTS
1. This topic has been moved to People's Tools
2. A rotating random banner script has been implemented at the top of the right-hand column to host all of our existing ads
3. The number of ads has reached 29!
4. You can continue writing ads in the comments, preferably as text. We will occasionally create new banners to add to the ones being rotated.
The Five-Year Plan of creating selfless ads has been completed ahead of schedule within less than a week! This calls for a few Party announcements:
PARTY ANNOUNCEMENTS
1. This topic has been moved to People's Tools
2. A rotating random banner script has been implemented at the top of the right-hand column to host all of our existing ads
3. The number of ads has reached 29!
4. You can continue writing ads in the comments, preferably as text. We will occasionally create new banners to add to the ones being rotated.
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Head meds not working?
Apply for an internship at the DNC.
Fat, dirty, loud and stinky?
Blog for the DKos.
All the shit you can throw.
Apply for an internship at the DNC.
Fat, dirty, loud and stinky?
Blog for the DKos.
All the shit you can throw.
Jet Rides to Global Warming Conventions
Ride the way Al Gore does to his environmental speeches.
You will convert to a Religion of peace.
...Or I'll have to kill you.
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You will convert to a Religion of peace.
...Or I'll have to kill you.
Refuse to work. White heterosexual males will do it for you.
Dave from www.dontflameme.com emailed this ad -
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Turn Your Guns Into Sickles And Hammers
Forfeit them to MoveOn.org
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We'll post it with the others when we have a new batch.
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Turn Your Guns Into Sickles And Hammers
Forfeit them to MoveOn.org
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We'll post it with the others when we have a new batch.
Wasted your mind on drugs?
Spend the rest of your life clicking on ads to help websites!
(It’s not like you can do anything else)
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(It’s not like you can do anything else)
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Hate Accountability?
Blame George Bush. Go ahead, the NY Times does it.
Katrina-survivors-on-Crack.org
The Navy Seals blew the the levy or was it the aliens. I forget.
Affirmative Action
Because Reverse Racism is okay.
No werd iss betar then ani othar werd. al werds guarenteed equl.
Hate Accountability?
Blame George Bush. Go ahead, the NY Times does it.
Katrina-survivors-on-Crack.org
The Navy Seals blew the the levy or was it the aliens. I forget.
Affirmative Action
Because Reverse Racism is okay.
News.
With Keith Olberman.
With Keith Olberman.
It's Bush's fault that __________.
Make it yourself your self Barbara Boxer Speech.
YouTerrorize
Upload and share online Fatwas, Jihad videos, and propaganda. Great for threatening infidels.
Make it yourself your self Barbara Boxer Speech.
YouTerrorize
Upload and share online Fatwas, Jihad videos, and propaganda. Great for threatening infidels.
Dow Jones Drops 500 points.
Harry Reid Says the War on The Economy is Lost.
Wants to send Wall Street home.
Harry Reid Says the War on The Economy is Lost.
Wants to send Wall Street home.
Frank Murtha.
General Petraeus still alive and well. End of world is nigh.
General Petraeus still alive and well. End of world is nigh.
Brokeback Mountain Loses Climber
Comrades! Methinks you're in the wrong room. You're looking for the Newsroom -
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=138
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=138
Consistency is the bugaboo of small minds.
So I contradict myself? I am large.
So I contradict myself? I am large.
I made some of these ads functional and added then to my website. If you have a site and wish to do the same. Here is the gif and necessary code. You will also need some very basic HTML skills.
Code:
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oops, my site is here if you wish to see them in action
Why is Capitalism Fvil?
Edit.... :-) Nice quick fix!
Edit.... :-) Nice quick fix!
That's what I call a Party favor! I'll have to find a way to offer these ads for posting on other sites...
Navigator
Edit.... :-) Nice quick fix!
;-)
Okay, if I see another smiley, I'm going to begin preparing my patented Dahmer Borscht.
You have been warned.
-Mikhail
(P.S.: Great ads!!!)
You have been warned.
-Mikhail
(P.S.: Great ads!!!)
Mikhail,
I've heard the joke: What do you get if you put four guys with aids in a hot tub?
Answer: Soup!
But I didn't know it was real?
Here's another ;-)
I've heard the joke: What do you get if you put four guys with aids in a hot tub?
Answer: Soup!
But I didn't know it was real?
Here's another ;-)
"Jeff [Daumer], I don't like your neighbors."
"Then eat just the vegetables."
"Then eat just the vegetables."
How about
Affirmative-Action Applicants Needed
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See here for the inspiration:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/Wir ... 818&page=1
Affirmative-Action Applicants Needed
Al-Qaeda in Iraq seeks under-represented persons for work in crowded street markets! Women, children, the elederly, and those with mental handicaps given special preference.
See here for the inspiration:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/Wir ... 818&page=1
Thanks, Pavlik! An excellent ad. We'll add it in our next update.
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Burn cars in France for college credit!
Up to three quarter hours awarded for each Peugeot.
Earn a master's degree in torching SUVs.
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Burn cars in France for college credit!
Up to three quarter hours awarded for each Peugeot.
Earn a master's degree in torching SUVs.
Find out more at your nearest mosque, madrassa, or Muslim seminary.
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